Texas Senate Candidate Says Bible is Just Propaganda

James Talarico, the low-testosterone Democrat running for the U.S. Senate, said in a podcast interview that the Bible nothing more than propaganda. He denounced efforts to education leaders to infuse Bible stories into school curriculum. Talarico, who is a theologian, also claims that God is non-binary and Jesus affirms abortion. Talarico also promoted a vegan lifestyle and once vowed to run a meatless campaign. To boost his Texas bonafides, he has been seen eating brisket and reportedly rented a pickup truck. What say you, America?

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